Thursday, January 28, 2021

Peanut Butter Doesn't feel Good Between Your Toes...

 Unless you are two years old...

At sixty-one, it was a bit of a nasty surprise when, after eating a sandwich, I cleaned up only discover something strange on my foot plate. The offending smear was none other than peanut butter. Since none had gotten on my clothing I was mystified that its exit from the sandwich entirely escaped my notice. What did not however was the uncomfortable squishiness that resulted from having peanut butter between my toes...

 While I'll admit to various toe-related adventures in my youth, they did  not include nuts of the edible kind...

Pandemic living, just got to love it...

 



12 comments:

Martha said...

Yup, that can't feel good! HAHA! Yes, pandemic living.

Boud said...

I think we need to hear more about these toe related capers..

Elephant's Child said...

Eeeeuw.
Though my worst ever thing between my toes came about when I did a late night loo run in a rented house. The house was damp and at around 2am I trod on a slug. And still shudder remembering.

Bohemian said...

Anything unexpected and stepped on can be an unpleasant experience... I would think Peanut Butter, due to texture, would certainly be one of them! I've stepped on worse tho', in the dark...

Ms. Moon said...

Oh, honey. That must have been fairly disconcerting.

Wisewebwoman said...

LOL. Oh dog poop for me on my bare feet running on a strand in Ireland. The dog had done its business and covered it up with sand. My feet didn't feel clean for ages after.

But peanut butter? Good one.

XO
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Steve Reed said...

Ha! That is definitely an eye-catching headline! Did Lucas lick it up? Olga would have if she were there!

Shaheen said...

i was thinking about having a salty peanut butter toast, instead of sweet jam and then i read your post, made me chuckle a little. Not pleasant though, having sticky toots - but you know you are here to blame, not others (as often has been in my case when sharing student flats all those years ago). Have a good weekend.

karen said...

Very funnily described... not a pleasant experience at all, but made me smile :)

Secret Agent Woman said...

Toebutter instead of toejam, I guess.

Jenny Woolf said...

Oh, not nice! I hope it wasn't the gritty sort of peanut butter! :D

37paddington said...

LOL, not fun.